Monday, May 5, 2008

Obama: Five Against One

I'm quite sure that Barack Obama could go 1 on 5 in a basketball game, but this ain't b-ball. He's one man facing 5 opponents. Hillary and Bill are the first two, both slapping him around today in Indiana and North Carolina. Chelsey's on the bench waiting to be called in when dad gets winded. Naturally John McCain sees Obama as his opponent in the fall and uses his stump speeches to smack him down whenever the occasion arises. Rush 'Oxycontin' Limbaugh has been urging his dittoheads to register as Dems and vote for Hillary. Tens of thousands did so in Pennsylvania last week. Finally, Rev. Wright throws a body block or two just to mess up Obama's shots.

Five on one. If Obama manages to get the nomination after scrapping with this bunch of losers, he's on his way to the Oval Office. Unless, of course, the KKK has other plans.

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