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Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Dopey John Boehner- It's Not the Cow Farts!
The ever-dopey man-tanned House minority leader said Sunday on This Week with George Stephanopoulos that cow farts do not add that much CO2 to the atmosphere to raise temperatures in the global warming scenario. He was ardently defending the dairy farmers of Preble County, Ohio, part of his 8th Ohio district. They, too, feel that their 'girls' have been badly maligned in this CO2 stink.
"George, the idea that carbon dioxide," said the well-tanned waxed figure, "is a carcinogen that is harmful to our environment- it's almost comical. Every time we exhale we've got carbon dioxide. Every cow in the world, you know, that does what it does you got more carbon dioxide."
Boehner's logic is stunning and his scientific acumen is beyond reproach! Cows and humans have existed for thousands of years, they farting, we exhaling [yet not farting], but only recently have global temperatures risen. Therefore, cows and humans are not contributing to global warming.
Been riding my tricycle around the block quite a few years. Got lots of scars. I don't take much crap, so don't go there.
Dislike bigots and Jesus-pimpers most of all and freely give them dope slaps at every opportunity.