This ad for a bank is priceless. Two little girls seated at a table and a man asks the first girl if she wants a pony. Of course she does and smiles when he reaches into his pocket to give her one. He then turns to the other girl and asks the same question and the second girl gets a real pony.
The bewildered first girl, looking longingly at the real pony says, "You didn't say I could have a real pony." To which the man says, "Well, you didn't ask."
The Republican Party.