Thank god we have another born-again Christian fighting to save America from those damned illegal immigrants trying to sneak across our borders. Rev. Huckabee ought to get one of those tin 'Medal of Freedom' awards that George Bush likes to hand out to 'folks fight'n for freedom.'
Singlehandedly yesterday, Rev. Huckabee identified +600 Pakistani illegals who had snuck into America- the 2nd highest number of illegals next to you-know-who! No doubt his sleuthful vigilance will carry him forward in Iowa to an even greater victory margin.
Rest safely tonight, my fellow Americans, with Rev. Huckabee at the helm of our nation we will be even more safe that we have been with that other born-again Christian fellow who has been guiding out ship of state so well for the past 7 years.