But why, one might question, would Dick and George want another war? After all, the two wars they started aren't going too very well as it is.
Cover-up. Remember that other GOP president who had to resign because of the cover-up of the Watergate debacle?
Cover-up is the name of the game. If three wars are raging all at the same time, perhaps the citizens would be so confused that they wouldn't realize that all three are hoaxes.
Today's headlines: U.S.: Iranian bombs rise in Iraq
Yesterday: US discloses two other incidents involving Iran speedboats
Three days ago: Iran speedboats 'threatened suicide attack
Of course you and I 'get it.' But do the dumbed-down voters?