In former times, parents would give their children a 'spring tonic' that would clean them out from the winter's blahs. I recall my father giving me a tablespoon of an awful looking, licorice-tasting tonic called Alpenkreuter. Colonic cleansing, now even advertised on TV, is a ritual that many people perform seasonally to purify their spirit [and body] of the bad karma.
How about a Grand Old Party grand colonic cleansing? For the past 8 years, the once Grand old Party has been festering like a rancid bowel with a cast of characters fit for Mme Toussant's Wax Museum. Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Phil Gramm, George Bush, John Boehner, Eric Cantor, Mitch McConnell, to name but a few. Festering ideologues, passing their horrible gas onto this nation like a great miasmic fog.
That old party, choked by bowel-characters as these has caused that elephant much agony and pain; it lists like a ship ready to capsize, barely able to stand upright.
Recall that most excellent M*A*S*H episode in which Col. Potter's horse became constipated? How they tried to help it get back on its feet? And in the end, so to speak, they gave it a grand enema? And she blew!
That old horse was mighty grateful and quickly perked up after the procedure and trotted around like a young stallion once again.
It's time for a similar Grand Purge of the GOP. Let'er go! Blast those festering pieces of feces out with great gusto and fanfare! Let'er rip!
One of the Most Dangerous Cults in the World
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