ScienceDaily (June 5, 2009) — Are you someone who squirms when confronted with slime, shudders at stickiness or gets grossed out by gore? Do crawly insects make you cringe or dead bodies make you blanch? If so, chances are you're more conservative -- politically, and especially in your attitudes toward gays and lesbians -- than your less-squeamish counterparts, according to two Cornell studies.
Well, well, will ya look at that new bit of scientific/psychological reality? Conservatives are squeamish! Poor things. Is that why they send other people's children to war?
"and especially in your attitudes toward gays and lesbians." So they really aren't BIGOTS after all? Just squirmy cowards who never grew up?
Who coulda believed it, eh??